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Wednesday, January 31, 2018

"mother! (2017)"

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This review was written in September of 2017 for MOVIEJAWN.
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Darren Aronofsky's latest movie, Mother! is a messy film that manages to succeed on one level while ultimately failing on another. Which level you perceive as being more important will greatly affect how you feel about it.



Mother! (and I will be using the exclamation point with the title, yes) is a difficult film to categorize in much the same way as his earlier Black Swan (2010) was upon its release. Hindsight and repeated viewings now allow Swan to be categorized as a psychological drama (with body horror elements) but I'm curious if Mother! will come to be classified as anything besides its current generic (and misleading) horror label. Going by the trailers for the movie, you could be forgiven for thinking it's a home invasion thriller. I mean it is, but that's just the start.



Javier Bardem is a poet and Jennifer Lawrence is his muse (all characters are credited archetypally; theirs are Him and mother respectively) and they live together in an isolated and peaceful home which Lawrence has rebuilt from the literal ashes of Bardem's previous home, entirely by herself so that he can continue to write; to create. We don't get long to appreciate this quiet idyll and their easy affection for one another before a knock comes at the door. Ed Harris (credited as man) says he is new in town and was misdirected there by someone thinking the home was a bed and breakfast. The couple invite him to stay the night, during which time he and Bardem drink and he smokes (vices that Lawrence does not partake in, herself) and the next morning they are joined by Michelle Pfeiffer (woman), Harris' wife.

Harris and Pfeiffer both turn out to be fans of Bardem's work, and have taken a sort of pilgrimage to meet him under the somewhat false pretenses Harris gave the night before. They delight in prying into Bardem & Lawrence's home life, even eventually going into His second floor study and accidentally breaking a delicate gem, explained by Bardem as the only thing to survive the destruction of his previous home. They apologize profusely, like scolded children, but when Lawrence leaves Bardem painfully clutching the broken shards in his hands, she finds the pair in a carnal embrace (sex being another vice that Lawrence seems not to be partaking in).



Shortly thereafter they are all joined by man and woman's two sons (played by the real life Gleeson brothers Brian and Domhnall, but they're barely onscreen long enough for me to tell them apart) who feud over family business and before Jennifer Lawrence can catch her breath, everyone is taking one brother to the hospital while the other brother, having fled the house, is still out there somewhere. Lawrence alone is left to clean up the blood but one spot won't come up, staining the floor and almost instantly softening the wood into a wound that bleeds down into the basement, revealing a bricked over door that leads to the furnace's oil supply tank. This is where any resemblance to the usual home invasion / horror / thriller goes right out the window and you realize this movie was never going to be that.

The group return from the hospital, revealing that the badly injured son has died and of course Bardem offered to host the wake which is starting right now. Strangers come pouring into the house with nightmarish single-mindedness, ignoring Lawrences questions and requests. Pfeiffer, who had earlier chided Lawrence for not "keeping things interesting" in the bedroom, now admonishes her for the indecency of the casual clothes she is wearing. Around when a walking example of street harassment accosts Lawrence in her own home, I gave up looking for a "key metaphor" for Mother! because there just isn't one. There are many.



This film, which Aronofsky wrote in just five days, may have begun as a story about relationships (especially ones with a creative person like him; someone who gives of their time and attention to strangers at the expense of all else) but it becomes a lot more. Lawrence isn't just a symbolic muse, or a surrogate for a lost lover, in Mother! she is all women: womanhood as concept. Their house isn't just a ruined relationship rebuilt by a new partner, it becomes a metaphor for existence itself, awash in biblical imagery of man and womankind coming to a paradise, bringing their vices and offspring, inadvertently spoiling everything. The brothers fighting is Cain & Abel, the blood spot that won't come clean is Original Sin. The wake even ends in flood imagery from a broken water pipe.

It's only after all the people are gone that Lawrence can evolve, egging Bardem on to take her to bed, which leads to a nine month return to their private Eden, during which time he feels inspired to create new work and she converts the scene of The First Murder into a nursery for their forthcoming child. But his new work of course brings new people. More people; worse people. People more disrespectful and entitled than the overwhelming mass at the wake. People more fanatical.



From here the film spirals into a complete nightmare as Lawrence is shuffled from room to room each serving as microcosms for mankind's worst acts. She is, among the myriad other archetypes, Mother Earth and if you've been paying attention to the way we humans have been treating the planet and each other and women in general, you'll have an idea of the direction the third act takes. Keep the biblical parables in mind as well. I'm not giving away any great secrets here by the way. Aronofsky wants you to know what he's talking about on an emotional level even if intellectually it's all a bit muddied, but that muddiness is where my main problem lies.



Javier Bardem is the most obvious author surrogate this side of a Stephen King novel and even though the finale of the film is an attempt at explaining this mistreatment (of those who love us / all women / the world / everything), he doesn't express any real remorse. "Nothing is ever enough" he says, "I couldn't create if it was." Which is a baffling sentiment from the man who makes sure we feel every brutal second of his symbolic muse's suffering. He is simultaneously pointing out how terrible mankind is and excusing it as essentially just the cost of doing business. The finale's failure to tie up the thematic threads satisfyingly is the biggest flaw, but overall I enjoyed Mother! because while it fails intellectually, it succeeds emotionally. I left the theater acutely conscious of people who indulge me so that I can pursue my dreams and I intend to show them that I appreciate them.

Ultimately the start of the film is almost fun as a home invasion black comedy but once the symbolism hits the fan it spirals into a fever dream of heavy handed, ugly metaphors. Aronofsky created this world in just five days while apocryphally it took God six to make ours. Maybe an extra day wouldn't have been the worst idea.


Friday, November 25, 2016

Netflixgiving 2016

"Netflixgiving" is a pseudo-tradition I've established for myself in the last 4 or so years, since whenever I finally got a Netflix account. I spend Thanksgiving day at my mom's occasionally being allowed to help cook, but no, mostly just eating food and watching Netflix. What follows is my end-of-the-day breakdown of my entire Netflixgiving experience.

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This year, my Netflixgiving started... early. Mom's house is right near a high school football field who have a yearly Big Game on turkey day which I never remember because who could give a shit. This year the festivities started at 10 a.m. with someone playing that "Tonto! Jump on it!" song through the PA system at the field. This is, for me, a somewhat surreal thing to wake up to. Your life may be wildly different from mine, maybe you wake up to "the Tonto song" (*1) every day of your life. More power to ya.

(*1) It was bugging me that I couldn't remember it, so I checked: it's "Apache (Jump On It)" by Sugar Hill Gang.

More power to ya.


This was followed by what I first thought was "Twisted Nerve" by Bernard Herrmann, a.k.a. "The Whistling Song from Kill Bill" (this one I knew by name somehow) but turned out to be a hip-hop track that sampled it.

I decided to drown all that out with the entirety of "Sing the Sorrow" by AFI while eating ginger snaps and drinking a hot mug of tea.

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I officially started Netflixgiving with probably my favorite episode of 30 Rock, the 3rd season episode "Gavin Volure" (2008). Steve Martin guest stars as the agoraphobic title millionaire (billionaire?) who falls for Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) after she is a guest at a party he'd thrown. The B Story is Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan) being so afraid that his kids will "Menendez" him that he buys a Japanese sex doll of himself as a decoy. The C Story is Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) investing Kenneth Parcell (Jack McBrayer)'s money poorly. All three storylines coalesce in the final scene the way a well written episode of TV should.

You'd never know Glen ate all his peanut butter.


All of 30 Rock is super-quotable, but this episode has the added bonus of Steve Martin's delivery ("I miscounted the men, Liz!"). Also, as a wrestling fan, I appreciate that in the final scene Martin makes climbing a ladder look much more difficult and dramatic than anyone who's ever been on a ladder knows it is.

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I checked regular non-Netflix TV to see that The Last Witch Hunter (2015) was coming on. On Netflixgiving I always try to watch things I haven't seen before rather than just re-watching the same old stuff over and over. So why not?

Vin Diesel plays Kaulder, the several hundred years old Last Witch Hunter of the title. He hunts evil witches for a (semi?) religious organization called the Axe & Cross, who assign him a "Dolan" which is a title passed down from one handler to another (think Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Alfred from Batman). His most recent Dolan, (Michael Caine, who actually played Alfred!) is retiring because he's in his eighties (the 800+ years old Kaulder still calls him "kid" which I found charming) and being replaced by a new Dolan played by Elijah Wood. The Michael Caine Dolan shows up dead the very next day and Diesel and new-Dolan Wood investigate. Blah blah blah, murder; blah blah blah, magic. You get it.

This is not a still from the movie. This is a still from Vin Diesel's life.


Honestly, it wasn't as bad as I was anticipating. It's really heavy on exposition, to an absurd degree in some cases, especially early on, but the result of that is some pretty interesting world-building. I though more than once "I would read / play this" (*2) There are some pretty great visuals and I found myself honestly wanting to know more about the world when the movie was over.

(*2) The character is based on an old Dungeons & Dragons character Vin Diesel played, so that makes sense.

But the best part? The best part was that in his Tragic Backstory, Vin Diesel has the same haircut / facial hair combo as WWE performer Braun Strowman. I have dubbed this look "The GQ Caveman".

Twinsies! Right down to that lone braid.


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Next I watched H. (2014) on Netflix which... was kind of a bummer? The story revolves around two women named Helen living in Troy NY around the time that a meteor (but maybe not) explodes in the sky. This comes in the midst of some strange occurrences (like screws falling up and keys inexplicably falling from secure hooks) and presumably causes even stranger ones (like people going into "waking comas"). The two Helens, their significant others and their "children" are all affected by these evens in different ways.

This is definitely a sci fi film, and definitely a drama and it definitely left me feeling... a little sad. Besides that, the performances were really wonderful; very real feeling. But man, it's open to interpretation and discussion. I would recommend it for fans of the writing of Don DeLillo (White Noise).

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I had a plate of bread, cheese, tomatoes, peppers, olives and cauliflower and put on High Rise (2015). Man! I really enjoyed this movie despite some uncomfortable subject matter. Tom Hiddleston plays Dr. Robert Laing, who has just moved into a luxury apartment block. My most succinct breakdown of the movie would be the phrase "lavish class warfare ensues". Boy howdy!

It's based on a dark, satirical novel by J.G. Ballard (one of his better-known works) and directed by Ben Wheatley who also made Kill List, which I enjoyed greatly as well. Wheatley is a very stylish director and it shows through in every scene here. The world he establishes reminded me a little of something like a lower-key Judge Dredd; somewhere in the "uncanny valley" that is almost but not quite recognizable as our own. Also it's the 70s. Despite not really taking place in a recognizable world you get drawn in really quickly.

I will absolutely be watching this again.

Remember the Seven Nation Army video? It's like that, but if Jack White ate a dog.


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Dinner time! Turkey, mashed potatoes & gravy, peas & corn and brussel sprouts. Mom, finally finished cooking, picks the next movie; the Peter O'Toole / Audrey Hepburn art heist rom-com How to Steal a Million (1966). The basic plot is that Hepburn's father (Hugh Griffith) is an art forger (strictly for the lols, too) and when he ends up in a position to be found out, Hepburn enlists the super charming O'Toole to steal the incriminating piece from a museum right under the noses of the French security guards.

Relationship goals.


This was the perfect movie to watch over dinner; light, fun, cute, clever and not exactly mile-a-minute plot-wise (though there are a few twisty, double-crossy bits). Here's three fun facts:

1 - This movie features an appearance by the late, great Eli Wallach, to whom I am tangentially related.
2 - One of the actors playing a security guard is named only "Moustache". You will know which one he is.
3 - Hugh Griffith was (according to IMDB) fired from the movie for "persistent bad behavior, including walking around naked through the (hotel they were in) holding a 'Do Not Disturb' sign over his privates, which he'd altered to read 'Do Disturb'. "

"DO Disturb"


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Over a piece of pie and a cup of coffee, we moved on to Brian DePalma's The Fury (1978). I had never heard of this one, despite it being a DePalma movie about psychic teens (and made two years after his amazing Carrie). DePalma is once again directing an adaptation of a novel, by John Farris this time as opposed to Stephen King. The movie was just okay, but I feel like maybe the things that didn't add up might work better in book-form.

So Peter (Kirk Douglas) has a teenage son named Robin (Andrew Stevens) who has psychic abilities. Ben Childress (John Cassavetes) heads an agency that "trains" these special teens to use their abilities (if by "train" you mean "turn into weapons for the government"). Childress betrays Peter and half-kidnaps Robin, who thinks his Dad is dead after what appears to be a terrorist attack, but isn't. With me so far?

Peter gets put on the trail of also-psychically-powered teen Gillian (Amy Irving) who helps him track Robin, but only after a LOT OF OTHER SHIT HAS HAPPENED. Meanwhile Robin has become an insufferable brat with an obscene amount of power that he just throws tantrums with.

Honestly, I love that logo font.


This is a tough call. I don't know if I would out-and-out recommend anyone watch this. I guess it would depend on what they were watching for. On the plus side: DePalma, psychic teens, some good action, some fun comedy bits kinda, solid character development for the female characters (*3), a score by John Williams and effects by Rick Baker! The negatives: it's a little unfocused and rambling, some of the motivations don't make sense and it's 2 hours long but feels longer.

(*3) We have trouble developing female characters now, let alone in '78, so this could have easily ended up being left by the wayside in favor of more Kirk Douglas action.

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I ended the night by myself watching Final Girl (2015). Abigail Breslin is a young sociopath trained by Wes Bentley to be a professional killer. He sics her on a group of 4 young men who have made a habit of taking young women out into the woods and hunting them for sport.

The Trump kids' album drops any day now.


I didn't love this. It's stylish looking, and as a concept there are good things here but it mostly falls flat. It's shot through with huge logic problems, both within the world of the movie as well as in the movie itself. Logic problem within the movie: Bentley has been training her for 12 years and has never explained his aversion to firearms to her before? Logic problem with the movie itself: Why would we (the audience) give a shit what any of the boys' biggest fears are?

I could, but will not, go on and on and on about this. Honestly it seems like it was originally a music video concept that somebody expanded to feature-length. I'd skip it.

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It's 4 a.m. and I have to work like 14 hours tomorrow. Goodnight everyone, and happy Netflixgiving!