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Thursday, August 28, 2025

SPOONFUL OF SUGAR (Shudder)

Spoonful of Sugar
Shudder

The Stats
Video: 1080p High Definition
Audio: Dolby Digital (DTS-MA 5.1)
Subtitles: English SDH (French subs available in menu)

Buy it HERE from Vinegar Syndrome or HERE from Diabolik

by "Doc" Hunter Bush,
MovieJawn Staff Writer & Podcast Director, cohost of the Hate Watch/Great Watch Podcast


Spoonful of Sugar comes to Blu-ray from Shudder. Directed by experienced short film and television director Mercedes Bryce Morgan in her debut feature, the film at times feels overstuffed with influences and concepts, but is satisfying in the end. The quality of the audio and visual transfer makes up for the somewhat slim assemblage of bonus features.

The Movie: Good

Spoonful of Sugar, the debut feature from director Mercedes Bryce Morgan, is a bit scattered overall, but features more good than bad ultimately. Ostensibly a riff on the character of Mary Poppins considering the title and the nanny lead, the film does very little with those things, instead crafting a psychosexual thriller that tries its best to keep viewers on their toes.

Millicent (Morgan Saylor) is the new nanny for Johnny (Danilo Crovetti) a boy with behavioral issues and a laundry list of allergens as long as your arm: sugar, gluten, seeds of any kind, strawberries, smoke, and artificial fabrics "...so please, only organic stuffed animals" leading to him only leaving the house wearing a makeshift astronaut outfit. Johnny's parents are  Rebecca (Kat Foster) a self-help author of child behavior books, and stay-at-home carpenter Jacob (Myko Olivier), who swap sympathy in the viewers' eyes as the film progresses. One will seem to be more benevolent and concerned about Johnny than the other before further details and behaviors reverse these positions, and on and on, with the occasional larger shocking development thrown in for good measure. We also fairly quickly learn that Milli has been prescribed lysergic acid diethylamide, a.k.a. LSD, to help treat her own issues.

Milli is an interesting POV character. An unreliable narrator even to herself, she's prone to emotional outbursts when placed in situations where she is made uncomfortable, but her constant psychedelic state means not everything is exactly as she (and we) see it. Milli's hallucinations never go full Pink Elephants on Parade, instead sticking in a more subtle area, like not being sure if you've just seen a mouse out of the corner of your eye. Plenty of visual effects, like different film speeds and processes, wiggly distortion and smeary lighting, are all used to show Milli’s disconnect from baseline reality.

The most interesting aspect of Milli for me was trying to discern whether she was the prey or the predator. Are her actions deliberately, knowingly harmful, or does she see it as defending herself and protecting her interests? As we learn more about her, as well as Rebecca and Jacob, it gradually becomes clear: no one is exactly "right" so much as there are some who are, maybe "less wrong". The very end of the film, the credits in fact, reveal aspects of the story that you didn't know you were missing which is a very fun, creative development.


The Packaging: Good

The standard cover features an image of Milli dripping LSD into her mouth via an eyedropper with Johnny's spacesuit helmet in the background. The inside cover features a still from the film of Milli and Johnny spending the afternoon in the yard, specifically they're examining a Nativity scene set up. Oh, did I not mention that Spoonful of Sugar is a Christmas movie? Well as someone who loves a good non-standard film to add to my holiday watchlists, I was as pleasantly surprised as (I hope) you are right now.

There is a special limited edition slipcover available, designed by Corinne Halbert, with depictions of some key imagery from the film set against a lilac background on the front cover, and a moment from the film of Milli surreptitiously bleeding on the back cover.


The Video: Good

The transfer looks great. The film is largely given a cool or overcast quality but Mercedes Bryce Morgan and cinematographer Nick Matthews (who would go on to be director of photography for Saw X, if that does anything for you) manage to wring every ounce of color out of their exterior shots and craft interior scenes with deep shadows and warm honeyed tones. There are moments of extremely high contrast shadows that are clearly meant to be pure black, which makes the depth and texture of the other shadows feel all the more rich. Everything looks sharp, with diffuse and ambient lighting creating a surprising sense of intimacy at times.


The Audio: Good

The Dolby DTS-HD 5.1 worked perfectly well on my three-channel soundbar. The rooms felt like they had depth and dimension, the occasional tones underlining Milli's hallucinations sometimes felt like they were coming from my periphery. I never had any issues with unclear dialogue or muddy sound quality.


The Special Features: Good

I will be honest with you, a lot of these features didn't do much for me. The two featurettes, "The Story" and "The Horror", are extremely slim interview clips, and when combined with the teaser and trailer included, four of the six bonus features are promo for a disc that, if you're watching them, you've already bought. But. Then we have the commentary and the BTS features, both of which are very informative about the making of the film. A brief heads up: the BTS footage is nearly 3½ hours of mostly dialogue-free footage of the team workshopping and filming a handful of scenes from the film. It's mostly devoid of context, but it's a great peek into the actual process of filmmaking.

  • Commentary with director Mercedes Bryce Morgan and producers Matt Miller, Natalie Metzger, and Katrina Kudlick
  • Behind the Scenes footage (3:20:20) (HD)
  • "The Story" featurette (1:57) (HD)
  • "The Horror" featurette (1:06) (HD)
  • Original teaser (0:33) (HD)
  • Original trailer (1:27) (HD)
  • Booklet featuring an essay from BJ Colangelo

In Summary: Recommended

Spoonful of Sugar is well and stylishly-made, but feels overstuffed with concepts, developments, turns, and angles from which to approach its themes. It's not a bad problem to have, all things considered, but it might not be satisfying for all viewers. On the other hand, the fact that it avoids direct depictions of onscreen bloodshed for the most part, until the climax which is decidedly violent and bloody, means it could be a strong recommendation for horror / thriller viewers who don't dig on gore.

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL steelbook (IFC Films & Shudder)

Late Night with the Devil
Directed and written by Colin Cairnes and Cameron Cairnes
Starring David Dastmalchian, Laura Gordon, Ian Bliss, Fayssal Bazzi, Ingrid Torelli
Running time 1 hour and 33 minutes
Rated R by the MPA for violent content, some gore, and language including a sexual reference.

On Limited Edition Steelbook Blu-Ray and DVD, available now from IFC Films and Shudder

by “Doc” Hunter Bush, contributor, host and Podcast Czar

Synopsis:

Late Night with the Devil is presented as a recording of a live broadcast of the talk show Night Owls from Halloween of 1977 that goes off the rails, exposing viewers across the country to the unobscured supernatural. (...or does it?) In some preamble presented in a documentary style, we learn that Night Owls host Jack Dorsey (David Dastmalchian) has recently dealt with the death of his wife and is dedicating his Halloween broadcast to exploring his supernatural interests.

Jack's guests on this historic, doomed (...or is it?) broadcast include a dubious psychic named Christou (Fayssal Bazzi), magician-turned-professional debunker Carmichael Haig (Ian Bliss), author and parapsychologist June Ross-Mitchell (Laura Gordon), and 13 year-old Lilly (Ingrid Torelli), who may or may not be possessed by some kind of entity and is the subject of June's latest book Conversations with the Devil.

As the film goes on, things on the show come to a boiling point, drawing on Jack's personal tumult as much as the guests' until everything crescendos in a truly shocking manner. (...or does it?)


What Features Make it Special:

  • Commentary with David Dastmalchian & Good Fiend Films' Leah Kilpatrick

  • Q&A with Directors Colin and Cameron Cairnes

  • Behind the Scenes of Late Night with the Devil

  • Monster Shock Theater live with David Dastmalchian


Why You Need to Add it to Your Library:

If you're anything like me, this hits right in the sweet spot. Maybe several sweet spots. Classic talk shows, "lost" media, Halloween, the supernatural, the occult, James Randi (on whom Carmichael Haig is clearly based); each of these things on their own would catch my interest, but when combined into a finished product that's this enjoyable? I'm there. To put it in the parlance of the film: I'm tuning in.

On top of that, David Dastmalchian is an actor that I'm just drawn to. The guy is clearly a horror fan, and I've enjoyed his work as a character and supporting actor, so finally getting to see him as the lead in something is a treat. He's great here also. That certainly doesn't hurt. I dig creativity and Late Night with the Devil has it in spades.

The special features on the discs are good. The BTS segment is only a few minutes long, mostly consisting of the effects crews trying out various gags, and then watching unfinished footage of the gag in action. That's great and all, but I'm always hoping for a taste of what it was actually like to be on the set. The feature length commentary and the Q&A are decently informative and very enjoyable.

The stand out feature, though, is the episode of Monster Shock Theater (presumably the show which aired immediately before the ill-fated episode of Night Owls, and also features Jack Dorsey as a guest. My only complaint is that it has commercial breaks but no commercials! I'm a sucker for classic commercials, so I'd have loved it if they'd included either legitimate era-appropriate ones or made some of their own! How fun would that be? From the sense I got, of everyone involved, I imagine they probably at least considered doing so.

The steelbook also comes with the Night Owls Audience Welcome Pack from October 31st 1977 which includes:

  • Night Owls air freshener
  • Signed Jack Dorsey headshot
  • Christou performance flyer
  • Conversations with the Devil by Dr. June Ross-Mitchell bookmark


Late Night with the Devil is on limited edition steelbook Blu-ray and DVD, available now from IFC Films and Shudder.

Monday, August 14, 2023

Fantasia International Film Festival 2023 - Finale

Fantasia International Film Festival
27th Edition
Week 2

By “Doc” Hunter Bush, staff writer and podcast czar

And with that, the curtain has closed on another Fantasia International Film Fest and I’m …pleasantly exhausted. I managed to see over 50 films and shorts during the film’s three week tenure. Some left me scratching my head, some left me dabbing my eyes, and some left me out of my seat applauding. Below I’m going to round up some especially noteworthy titles from the festival in a little bit more detail than in my previous dispatches from the festival front lines.

But before I do, I want to thank everyone involved at Fantasia and all the related companies that fielded my emails and organized everything for not just myself but everyone else covering the festival both in-person and remotely. It’s a lot of work, a lot of organization, and it can’t be easy, but every year Fantasia makes it look painless.

Here are my choices for stand out titles from the 27th Fantasia International Film Festival:


Hundreds of Beavers
Directed by Mike Cheslik
Written by Mike Cheslik, Ryland Brickson Cole Tews
Starring Ryland Brickson Cole Tews, Olivia Graves, Wes Tank
Running time 1 hour, 48 minutes

I have to start with my personal favorite of the year, Mike Cheslik‘s Hundreds of Beavers. Very few movies leave me smiling for the entire runtime but this absolutely did. A man having to resort to wilderness survival techniques when his applejack distillery gets destroyed, who then eventually falls in love with the furrier at the local trading post and wages an all-out war on the local wildlife to win her hand? Even the description sounds ludicrous, and while it is, it works because of the filmmakers’ dedication to that cartoonish logic.

Though it is live action, this touches on everything that made the Looney Tunes cartoons great: the single-mindedness with which the woodsman accomplishes whatever his task of the moment is should seem familiar to anyone who watched Bugs Bunny and co. try to blow each other up/eat each other/etc., throughout their youth. But rather than just repeating the time-honored goofs you’d be familiar with, co-writers Mike Cheslik (also the director) and Ryland Brickson Cole Tews (also the star) build upon them. The famous ‘So Hungry That The Other Guy Looks Like a Turkey Leg’ bit is elaborated upon not just by changing up the foods being hallucinated, but by hilariously mis-pairing them: fish turn into ice cream, geese turn into a flying-v of soft pretzels, a nest full of eggs turns into a pepperoni pizza.

There’s also tons of cartoonish violence (both narrowly avoided and not), sometimes with surprising brutality which is still funny in the greater context, like when the woodsman skins a beaver to make clothes for the winter: the animals are played by humans in mascot/furry costumes, so not only is the violence subverted, but the punchline of a man wearing a coonskin cap with an enormous smiling mascot face on it undercuts the shock of violence that had itself just undercut the repercussion-less cartoon violence that came before. It’s very smart, nuanced humor that doesn’t draw attention to itself; it’s only concerned with being funny.

The stand-out sequence is the penultimate big action scene, the showdown between the woodsman and the titular hundreds of beavers that he needs to slay to win the approval of his crush’s father. After sneaking into the beavers’ evil headquarters dam, a chase ensues on the complicated and spatially nonsensical series of log flume-like chutes that are used to transport the trees that the beavers have chewed down. The entire sequence is about 15 minutes long, is presented in stark black and white (as is the rest of the film) and is the definitive funniest live action cartooning (cartoonery?) that I’ve ever seen. The stakes are established, raised, subverted, reset, and on and on, over and over and it never gets tiresome. It was honestly mesmerizing and, as is about 90% of the film, totally dialogue-free.

I cannot recommend Hundreds of Beavers enough. I wish I could rewatch it again right now. The same crew’s previous film Lake Michigan Monster was released by Arrow Video two years ago or so and I sincerely hope Hundreds of Beavers gets the same treatment so I can watch it whenever I want.


River
Directed by Junta Yamaguchi
Written by Makoto Ueda
Starring Riko Fujitani, Manami Hanjô, Gôta Ishida
Running time 1 hour, 26 minutes

I mentioned in my previous capsule review that I underestimated River. Sure the set-up, a mountain spa gets trapped in a two-minute time loop and only those in the immediate area are affected, sounded cute and interesting but I wasn’t expecting to enjoy it as thoroughly as I did. There was no big turning point for me, it happened gradually (but swiftly) and before I knew it, I was smiling ear-to-ear at this very small-scale drama.

The smallness is what really wins one over, I think. There are no super dynamic moments or characters, they’re all very relatable. Aside from the various spa employees (owners, attendants, cooks) there are a handful of guests: a pair of old friends who have to clear the air between them over lunch, a writer working on a tight deadline, and his handler from the publishing company who’s along to make sure he meets it. When the loop becomes apparent, the writer can actually relax a little without the crushing weight of time ticking forward. It doesn’t hurt that his handler is stuck getting out of the bath all the way on the far side of the spa and ends up ridiculously running around in a towel, making everyone uncomfortable. The two old pals meanwhile have all the time in the world to really address all the issues between them, air all of their grievances, address their guilt, and ultimately bury the hatchet.

The closest to a big action set piece that surfaces in River is when attendant Mikoto (Riko Fujitani) and line cook Taku (Yûki Torigoe) run away from the spa (as far as the two-minute loop will allow) and hide out watching Roman Holiday in two-minute increments, as a date. Not that this is without drama or tension; the rest of the folks in the loop are looking for them because they believe they won’t be able to resolve the loop until everyone is present, so Mikoto and Taku have to keep finding new places to hunker down together. It feels like a game of tag rather than anything life-or-death.

It’s all just so adorable and twee. In my capsule review I mentioned that there’s a Wes Anderson quality to everything, in case my use of “twee” didn’t appropriately convey exactly what I meant. There’s something about the dialogue; the people in the loop don’t have time to talk around anything, so whenever they cross paths they just say whatever is most important in that moment. It reminds me of the direct and deadpan delivery of a lot of Anderson’s characters. There’s also an attention to detail, like the writer punching through the paper door panels because he’s “always wanted to do that”, that makes the world feel realistic even though it’s obviously heightened.

There is an explanation for the loop that’s pretty wild but feels of a piece with the film that has come before it. There’s a storybook quality to everything leading up to the finale that makes all of it feel like play, like fun, which allows for the denouement to be a bit silly and whimsical. It just wouldn’t work half as well if the movie took itself more seriously. Thank goodness there are filmmakers (like director Junta Yamaguchi and writer Makoto Ueda for instance) who make movies that are allowed to just be quirky and sweet, and places like Fantasia Fest for me to find them through.


#Manhole
Directed by Kazuyoshi Kumakiri
Written by Michitaka Okada
Starring Yûto Nakajima, Nao, Kento Nagayama
Running time 1 hour, 39 minutes

I love all kinds of movies, but like anyone, I go through phases. And currently, for the last few years at least, I am all for this kind of contained thriller: a person (maybe two) gets themself/selves in an unusual but not impossible situation and has to survive long enough to get out of it. In the past I mentioned movies like Crawl (2019) where some folks are trapped in a flooding house with alligators, Fall (2022) where thrill-seekers get stuck at the top of a very tall tower, and (breaking the sequence by both not rhyming and not being quite as good a film) The Pool (2018) where a guy gets stuck in an empty pool with also an alligator. There’s also Quicksand (2023) (newly added to Shudder) where two folks get stuck in guess what, but I haven’t had the opportunity to check that out yet. These are the feature length equivalent of a television “bottle episode” where most if not all of the story takes place in one location to restrict the budget.

#Manhole fits nicely in there amongst those other bottle thrillers in that, after a night of drinking to celebrate his engagement, Shunsuke (Yûto Nakajima) falls down an open guess what and can’t get out under his own power. #Manhole (and I’m encouraging you to always say the hashtag in your head) immediately makes things interesting with fun choices and additions to both story and setting. There’s the mysterious white foam slowly trickling in from a run-off pipe, a leaky and shoddily-repaired gas main, and the possibility that Shunsuke was drugged. Then there’s how Shunsuke goes about trying to escape: he creates a fake online persona, a “Pecker” account (which is no worse a Twitter rebrand than “X”) called Manhole Girl - because “people are more likely to help a girl” - to try to figure out exactly where he is (because remember, he was at least drunk, possibly drugged).

Don’t get me wrong, he tries the more sensible things - calling friends, calling the local police - but the film does a good job of ruling them out as possibilities. It also keep heaping complications on him: given the weather he can see up through the #manhole, he may not be in the part of the city he first thought he was, and on top of that the only person in his contacts that answered the phone was his ex-girlfriend, with whom he has a messy past.

But the small ways in which #Manhole defies expectations have got NOTHING on the big ways it defies them. The third act of this film goes off the rails in huge, extremely pulpy style and while I will not spoil even one iota of it, I can assure you that you’re not prepared for the w-i-l-d-ness of these turns. Perhaps most impressive of all, despite initially feeling like things are coming out of left field, in the end it all totally works together. Grab your popcorn for this one, and buckle up.


Killing Romance
Directed by Wonsuk Lee
Written by Park Jeong-ye
Starring Lee Hanee, Lee Sun-kyun, Myoung Gong
Running time 1 hour 46 minutes

I can’t think of a movie that’s quite like Killing Romance. A slapstick-minded story of a one-time film icon’s failing marriage to a controlling egotistical entrepreneur, the film has a backbone of pure fandom and a murder plot at the center. It also has some of the strangest, silliest details that only exist to perfectly maintain the zany tone of the world. John Na (Lee Sun-kyun), the aforementioned entrepreneur, has a selection of fake mustaches for instance. Why? I guess because he can afford it? Makes sense. Seems like something he’d do.

But there’s so much more depth to Killing Romance than first seems apparent. After marrying John Na, it took Yeo-rae (Lee Hanee) a few years but eventually she realized that, as the narrator puts it, “He was a fucking monster”. And the narrator’s right. John Na is manipulative, offering to fund a movie project Yeo-rae is interested in starring in - to restart her career - but ONLY if the filmmakers promise NOT to hire her, telling them that she’s unwell, has depression and hallucinations, and is above all a bad actress! He’s also physically abusive, standing Yeo-rae in a corner and pelting her with tangerines! In hindsight, when he first swept her off her feet, she was feeling especially low because her most recent movie was a flop - the situation may be unusual, but that’s classic predatory behavior.

Serendipitously John Na’s compound is across the street from Beom-woo (Myoung Gong)’s house. He’s a Yeo-rae fanclub member from back in her pop idol days, and he’ll do anything to help her get out of this situation. Anything, even murder… Well, almost. Turns out he gets cold feet when it comes to actually killing John Na, but he’s still willing to help Yeo-rae do it. Many goofy plans are concocted, like weaponizing his toxic masculinity in a scheme to get him to stay in the hottest sauna in the country until his brain cooks, or weaponizing his peanut allergy by getting him to eat entirely too much bean stew laced with the deadly legumes.

Don’t let these events, which I’ll grant you sound grim without context, lead you to believe this is in any way a dark film. It isn’t. It’s a very fun, silly, and colorful world. It’s just that John Na is arguably the worst person in that fun, silly, and colorful world. He’s even made an ostrich nemesis (who can speak AND fly) who is firmly of the belief that John Na deserves everything that’s coming to him. Seek out Killing Romance when you’re able and I think you’ll agree.


Mad Fate
Directed by Soi Cheang
Written by Melvin Li, Nai-Hoi Yau
Starring Ka-Tung Lam, Lok Man Yeung, Ting Yip Ng
Running time 1 hour 48 minutes

Mad Fate takes the conceit of the Final Destination films - can regular humans, once wised up to the grand design, outmaneuver Death? - and ups the stakes to outmaneuvering Fate itself. After a botched attempt by a fortune telling master (Ka-Tung Lam) to bluff a prostitute’s oncoming bad luck, he finds himself crossing paths with an actual killer (Charm Man Chan), a young man with violent tendencies (Lok Man Yeung) and the grizzled detective who’s after both of them (Ting Yip Ng). For personal reasons, the master decides to use all of his occult and astrological knowledge to help the violent young man defy his seemingly inevitable murderous inclinations.

It’s an uphill battle too. The two of them don’t get along and despite it obviously being in his favor to avoid backsliding into violence, the young man just can’t seem to help himself and no amount of feng shui elements, no matter how deliberately placed, seem likely to help. The master is carrying some emotional baggage from his past, and is afraid of his own fate (he believes he is destined to lose his sanity) so he’s determined to make this experiment work because if he can help someone avoid their fate, he may be able to avoid his own.

It is a surprisingly fun watch though, in spite of the heaviness and subject matter, at times approaching buddy comedy energy between the two leads, but with those slightly over-the-top stakes (the fate of their souls) always looming. Their clashing personalities make for inherently dynamic scenes even if, as I mentioned, the thrust of the scene is essentially redecorating. There’s a manic sort of back comedy running through a lot of the film too, whether it’s the master putting the young man’s hair in curlers (long, straight hair is not good for his spiritual alignment) or the young man attempting to murder any stray cat that looks at him wrong, and even if it doesn’t all entirely work for me, I admire the bold swings at this tone.

Mad Fate was the last feature I was able to catch for Fantasia Fest this year, and it exemplifies - as much as any one film can - what makes this festival so wonderful. Even before the film landscape became as dire an environment as it has recently, a film like Mad Fate would be unlikely to see wide release. It’s too dark, the subject matter is handled in a sometimes indelicate manner, and I can’t imagine a trailer that appropriately represents the film, but that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be seen, and it doesn’t mean it’s not enjoyable.

Obviously, my writing a few dozen sentences praising a complicated film isn’t going to break it into the mainstream but my hope is, as always, that someone reading this will put that film on their mental watchlist (or maybe they have a digital one on a site like Letterboxd), and should they ever encounter it in the wild so to speak, the title will ring a bell and they’ll decide to watch it. And maybe, just maybe, it’ll be a film that really speaks to them. Maybe they love it enough to dive into the other work of the cast and crew, or maybe they hate it and it will encourage them to make something of their own.

Film is an art (yes, even whatever movie you just thought of as a counter argument to that statement) and art is always in conversation with itself, with other art, and with the people availing themselves of it. It should provoke emotional response and those emotions need not always be complex, there’s nothing wrong with simple, uncomplicated joy especially these days (which are inarguably some very rough days for many, many folks). But it should also inspire, whether what comes from that inspiration is a good conversation or another work of art.

That’s why I love covering film festivals. The major movies coming from the huge studios don’t need your attention as much as literally any other film. This isn’t my commentary on overall quality, just general awareness. There used to be more of a playing field for smaller films, but many of the theaters which catered to that market have either gone under or adopted a new programming strategy to avoid that fate (and good for them, I hope that they succeed). It’s just harder for smaller films to find their audience.

The majority of the films I was able to screen at Fantasia Fest were not on my radar and likely wouldn’t have been. A lot of them were completely unknown commodities, meaning I was unfamiliar with anyone in the cast or crew. But, thanks largely to this year’s Fantasia (as well as the quality of the films themselves) I now have dozens of new names on my mental ‘I Like Their Work’ list. I hope my coverage helped you add some new names to your lists as well. And if there’s a film festival you’re interested in checking out online, or one in your town, I hope you’ll do so.


Until next time, Long Live the Movies!

Sunday, August 28, 2022

"GLORIOUS" (2022)

Glorious (2022)
Directed by Rebekah McKendry
Written by Joshua Hull, David Ian McKendry, Todd Rigney
Starring Ryan Kwanten, J.K. Simmons, Sylvia Grace Crim
Running time 79 minutes
Currently unrated but contains violence, malevolence, existential dread
Glorious is available on Shudder beginning August 18th

By “Doc” Hunter Bush, Podcast Czar


The concept of a Horror/Comedy is to be a hard one for some people to pin down. They seem to want to know what one definitively *is* and *is not*. The problem with that is how easy it is to slip off of that razor thin forward slash separating the two categories. Then you have people arguing that a film isn’t a “Horror/Comedy” as much as a “Comedy with Horror elements” or conversely “a Horror movie that is funny”. The thing is, these are all just degrees of Horror/Comedies. Shaun of the Dead, The Wolf of Snow Hollow, Scream, Idle Hands, Scooby-Doo; they all qualify. The argument for any of them could be made. It’s just a matter of degrees where they fall on the spectrum, and a matter of taste as to what a viewer personally enjoys.

The overall success of a Horror/Comedy in my eyes mostly depends on how well it establishes and maintains its tone. Glorious, I’m happy to say, does a pretty damn good job of maintaining its tone once it has laid the foundation for it, though that takes a minute. The film starts with Bing Crosby and the Bell Sisters singing “Wait ‘Til the Sun Shines, Nellie” which, while idiosyncratic for a film set in the current day about a cosmic horror inhabiting a truck stop bathroom, doesn’t in and of itself scream “comedy”. We then see Wes (Ryan Kwanten) emotionally distraught over an apparent breakup, pulling over at said truckstop and having a brief interaction with a state trooper (Tordy Clark) who serves as the harbinger, saying enigmatic things that make you question Just What Is Going On Here?, before watching Wes get blackout drunk and burning a bunch of stuff in a nearby fire pit.

The film firmly sets its tone the next morning, once Wes uses the men’s room and begins his interaction with “Ghat” (J.K. Simmons). A lot of the humor in Glorious comes from the absurd and when you really think about it, that absurdity is compounded. An ostensibly normal human man having a conversation with a creature so fundamentally alien and unlike mankind that it may as well be a god - there’s nowhere in our world where that meeting doesn’t feel completely insane. However, there are certain places that would make just a hair more sense than others. Places long unventured by mankind, like an abandoned church reclaimed by nature, a cavern in the sea so deep it has never seen sunlight, or Quibi headquarters. The fact that Glorious’ meeting takes place in adjoining stalls of a rest stop men’s room makes all the forthcoming conversations about cosmic destiny and the fate of mankind even more ridiculous.

Just as none of us can decide where and when we are born into the world, Ghat has no control over where he has begun to manifest a physical form. He also has no say in his nature: he is fated to destroy everything; was created specifically for the job. Of course, there may be a way for Wes to prevent it, or else why would they be talking? On top of that, Wes has to wrap his head around this while recovering from a hangover on the heels of a pretty serious seeming breakup. It’s not an enviable position, and Ryan Kwanten projects just how miserable and out of his depth Wes is at any given time. He’s irritable, desperate, afraid, scheming, and hurt all while being given a perverted version of the hero’s quest ultimatum in order to save the world.

J.K. Simmons has shown across pretty much his entire storied career that he can handle different tones. He can be stern, cold, mean, or downright evil just as easily as he can be sympathetic, despondent, supportive, or genuinely loving. He draws on all these emotional states in a performance that is purely vocal here, as it would break Wes’ - and likely our - brains to look upon Ghat’s form in our world. And I have to say: J.K. Simmons makes a great eldritch deity. He’s surprisingly warm and friendly for an unknowable beast destined to smite all of existence.

Working with a slim budget, especially when tackling a concept that could lend itself to a huge one, is always going to be a challenge. Glorious is helped somewhat by its single main location, but I’m sure that was an additional challenge for director Rebekah McKendry. She makes the most of it with interesting visual asides that break up the monotony of the setting: shots focusing on details present in the bathroom like grimy surfaces, a cracked mirror, and later, blood on the tiles. These visual breathers when combined with the occasional flashback, vision, and even animated sequence (!!!) help keep viewers invested in what mostly boils down to a dialogue-heavy two-hander.

Glorious kept me guessing, kept me off-base, and kept me smiling for its entire (relatively short) runtime. It builds to a very intense climax, both emotionally and viscerally, but in a way that feels inevitable, and not like a cheap bid for shock value. Along the way it plants seeds in your mind that you’ll be turning over in your head afterwards, all while falling firmly on the much debated spectrum of Horror/Comedy. Exactly where it falls is up to you.

Below I’ve included my version of a popular iceberg meme to help give you some idea of what I view as the spectrum of the Horror/Comedy genre. I encourage you to make your own! It’s fun!*


*Note to self: Remove this line if it is not, in fact, fun to make.


Glorious is available on Shudder beginning August 18th

Friday, January 14, 2022

EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN VOL. 35 - January 2022

Everything Old Is New Again
Vol. 35 - January 2022

By: Hunter Bush


Happy New Year, y’all! I hope that as you’re reading this you are filled with an overabundance of joy and hope and other warm, squishy feelings towards the year stretched out ahead of you. I hope I am too. As you may or may not know, I write these up a li’l bit in advance, so it’s actually the Christmas weekend for me and lemme tell you all: I. Am. Tired.

This year, like the last couple, has really worn me down. Is this normal? I frequently wonder if, like going through puberty, this general, directionless, soul-crushingly grey ennui I’ve been feeling is just A THING that everybody goes through as they age. But I don’t think so. I think we really are trapped in a terrible universe from which there is no escape. There’s no killswitch for it. All we can do is try our best to do what we can to improve our quality of life. Not just our own, but of others.

As I write this, yet another strain of the covid virus is sweeping the nation like a shitty, life ruining Beatlemania that you can’t even dance to. My day job has me interacting with the public and I see so, so many people that are seemingly unconcerned with what is obviously happening all around. It’s …disheartening to say the least.

So let me be Stern Lecture Guy once again and plead with anyone reading this to: get vaxxed, get boosted, stay socially distance as much as humanly possible, wear a mask (or two) when you DO go out there, and keep your distance from most people. I mean, I get it. We all wanna fuck, and see our friends and loves ones, and go to the movies, and all that but like - is it worth it? Let’s all get big into astral projection, physical media, and tantric masturbation and see if we can change the world! But I digress.

All of this above is to say: It’s the end of the year, a long and exhausting year, and I’m phoning this one in a little bit. We’ve got three major new releases that fit into the Everything Old Is New Again mold - meaning they are based upon some form of previously existing Intellectual Property, whether it be some other form of media or even an older movie of some variety - and I’ve found a few older films that fit in as well to SPOTLIGHT if you’re looking for something fun.

Let’s take care of each other in 2022, hunh? Okay, here we go:


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PREMIERS

New films coming to screens this January


13th


Peacemaker (series)
Where: HBO max

I dunno about y’all but I really enjoyed James Gunn’s The Suicide Squad (2021), both on its own merits (Weird characters! Great performances! Big starfish alien kaiju!) and also as an antidote to the self serious, grim ‘n’ gritty version from David Ayer that preceded it in 2016. But honestly, that’s such a low bar. It’s hard to pinpoint certain characters in Gunn’s flick as “standouts” over others really, but as a lover of professional wrestlers in films, John Cena’s turn as Peacemaker comes close. A man so hell bent for leather over the concept of peace that he ends up becoming the worst apple in a bunch of killers and lunatics (and one man-shark), PM ended that film getting the Million Dollar Man treatment (no, this time I’m not talking about wrestlers - he was rescued from a collapsed building a nursed back to health, presumably by his gov’t overseers). This series finds him slightly introspective after the whole experience, returning home to  talk to his father (Robert Patrick!) and making friends with a fellow vigilante, named appropriately enough Vigilante (Freddie Stroma) and some other non-super people. I’m not exactly sure what this group (which seem, only slightly beyond being a neighborhood watch) are up against - there’s some potentially mind-controlled/possessed/etc behavior from people in the trailer and a shot of what look like a hundred tiny spaceships landing, so… more aliens? Doesn’t really matter though, I guess. All I’m looking for from this is to have a good time and John Cena with a CGI eagle (that I THINK is named Eagly?!?) would seem to foot that bill perfects.




14th


Scream 5 (dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett)
Where: in theaters

I’ve praised the original Scream (directed by Wes Craven, released in 1996) for initiating me into horror before - listen to Hate Watch/Great Watch episode 10 for instance - so I won’t go into the whole thing again, but needless to say I hold the original in very high regard. So I won’t lie to you when I say I am not excited for this legacy sequel. I’m not against the proposal entirely, but if we’re going to go back to Woodsboro, back to the original cast (Neve Campbell, David Arquette, Courtney Cox, possibly more?), I just want to feel like the film is going to have something to say. To that end, the trailer footage I’ve seen really doesn’t deliver. I see teens getting sliced up, a modern technology twist on the classic Drew Barrymore cold open, and a lot of familiar faces. I don’t really want to get into the whole Who Could Be Behind The Mask of it all, despite that being most of what the marketing is hanging its hat on, because I feel like the movie should have more meat on its bones than that. To really be worth doing after all this time, I’m going to need more than just some aggrieved acquaintance from somewhere back in the previous four films who’s got an axe to grind. I mean, that CAN be who’s behind it, but it’s got to really MEAN something more. For that reason, I’m interested to hear what the reactions to this are like.




28th


Morbius (dir. Daniel Espinosa)
Where: in theaters

Jared Leto has to be one of the worst people around right? I mean, not at the level of like Joe Rogan or Jeff Bezos or whatever, he’s not evil (I don’t think) he’s just The Worst. Obnoxious. Takes himself too seriously. He’s the kind of “method” actor who completely misunderstands the point of The Method and instead just acts like an asshat all the time. So anyway, here he plays Michael Morbius, a doctor afflicted with a rare blood disease who decides to use vampire bats to cure himself. Michael Morbius is a villain/antihero from the Spider-Man comics and the whole “I’ll use ___ animal to cure myself” line of logic is pretty prevalent there. So of course, what happens but Mikey becomes Morbius the Living Vampire, which means he’s not technically undead but he still has all kinds of vampirish superpowers and needs that sweet vein gravy like all good vampires do. It’s not super clear why, but at some point he’s imprisoned (and passes by Michael Keaton, but put a pin in that for a second) and then escapes and is wanted by like a whole strike team for whatever reason (maybe just crimes? Or maybe also experimentation? Or maybe for being Jared Leto?) So, having not seen the most recent Spider-Man, I’m unclear on the state of the Sony Spider-Man Continuity. There’s a whole complicated legal history between Marvel/Disney and Sony over the legal Spider-rights and the two seem to have repeatedly reached agreements allowing Spidey to appear in the MCU while Sony holds onto certain other characters (including notably Venom). That most recent Spidey movie No Way Home has both cinematic universes collapsing and intermingling and whatnot, so when Michael Keaton shows up, I’m guessing he’s reprising his role as Adrian Toomes/The Vulture? But there’s anti-Spider-Man graffiti on the wall in the background of a shot, and I’m not sure exactly which Spider-Man that is - Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, Tom Holland, or god forbid yet another one). Regardless, this trailer has my attention because it’s different. Adding a vampire (strongly mystical/magical) to the largely sci-fi Sony Spider-Man film franchise could be a lot of fun. The cast certainly doesn’t hurt, as it includes Tyrese, Jared Harris, and Matt Smith. And for what its worth I think Leto is perfectly cast here because much like a vampire, he totally sucks.


SPOTLIGHT

Not new releases, but still EOINA material worth checking out



3rd


Blood For Dracula (dir. Paul Morrissey)
Where: Shudder

This adaptation and elaboration upon the character of Dracula - created by Bram Stoker in 1897 - find Drac not fairing very well. Played by a young and oddly beautiful Udo Kier, Drac has travelled to an Italian villa under the auspices of finding a “marryable” (read: virgin) wife. In this version, he can only drink virgins’ blood or else fall violently and (spoilers: hilariously) ill. The villa is home to three sisters and Joe Dallesandro, playing a worker who has lived on the grounds his entire life. I know this all sounds fairly standard, but I cannot stress enough how entertaining it is as a trash fire. Dallesandro is very good looking, but he has a THICC east coast accent, so his casting as a lifelong Italian worker/Marxist is absolutely hysterical!

Apocryphally, Andy Warhol (famed photographer/artist/personality and producer on this film) fell in love with Dallesandro and thought he could be the Next Big Thing, recommending him for this role and his performance, while completely serviceable, gets completely lost in the cacophony of accents. While most of the rest of the cast are European, and speak thusly, Dallesandro chews through his dialogue with a real Brooklyn swagger. When one of the sisters - who has been sleeping with Dallesandro’s Mario - explains that Dracula is “looking to marry a virgin”, Mario responds “Then what’s he doin’ wit yew two hoo-ers?” and, readers: I died. I laughed so hard I gave myself a headache.

It absolutely rules. It’s not Kevin Costner and his wishy-washy Robin of Locksley dialect from Prince of Thieves; no one is trying to “fool” you into thinking Dallesandro is actually Italian. It’s more like watching an amazing community theater performance recorded for all time. It’s punk rock and I love it. The film itself is absolutely fine, but what makes it a must watch is the execution; the sheer DIY who-cares-lets-just-do-it gusto of the production. Watch it.


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Thank you for reading. I hope, as I said above, that the coming year treats us all better than the year behind us. I’ll be back next month for more and, Satan willing, I’ll have more energy, more vitriol, more verve. Fingers crossed!

Thanks as always to MovieJawn for hosting and posting. If you’d like to read more from me you can find me all around the MJ site, OR you can listen to the Hate Watch/Great Watch podcast which I cohost with Allison Yakulis. Coming up in January we’ve got an episode on the 1996 Schwarzenegger meta action send-up Last Action Hero with returning guest Celso Garcia. It’ll be fun, just tune in.

Until next time - Long Live the Movies!

Friday, October 15, 2021

EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN, Vol. 32 - October 2021

Everything Old Is New Again
Volume 32 - October 2021

by Hunter Bush



Finally, the time has come! The spooky season is truly here! I know we crossed into "autumn" a few weeks ago, but it wasn't until now that I've begun to truly see the signs: My neighbor set up a giant spider on the front of their home, the local beer distributor has a bumper crop of seasonally spiced and labelled brews, and best of all, one day I pried the lid off my coffin and woke to find ...that it was chilly! So I spent the morning sipping coffee in my flannel robe! It finally feels like fall!

Did you see the Elvira 40th Anniversary special on Shudder? It was wonderful! I had actually watched Mistress of the Dark a few months back (and loved it) so I was primed for Elvira to invade my living room. She's so fabulous and pithy, and her horror host style included randomly popping into the movies to make the occasional snarky comment and I l-o-v-e-d it! I would love it if Shudder did two things: I would love for Elvira to get her own series a la The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs (and Darcy the Mail Girl), and I'd love for Shudder to give more horror hosts specials and expose them to a wider audience! I think those are very good ideas and I think Shudder should hire me. So three things.

But we're not here to talk about that, this is Everything Old Is New Again so we're here to talk about the Adaptations, Remakes, and Long-Gap Sequels based on other works that will be coming to screens great and small in the month of October, the year of our dark lord 2021. How I run things is: I watch the trailers, try to parse out what I think the movie/series is doing, and give my opinion on how it looks and if I'll see it. I'll also, down at the bottom include a few films that aren't new, but are still EOINA-friendly material that I'd like to shine a spotlight on.

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PREMIERS

All the brand new flicks and series coming to your eyes


1st



The Many Saints of Newark (dir. Alan Taylor)
Where: In theaters / HBO Max

All opinions expressed in this column are my own personal ones, obviously, AND I don't mean to yuck anyone's yum but before watching this trailer, I just did not get this. I enjoyed The Sopranos well enough (it has it's ups and downs for me) but at no point did I ever wonder "exactly how did Tony get into the business?" Not only because we've seen this concept explored in different mafia films, but even the show itself kind of covers it in degrees, right? You see characters coming up, finding their way, balancing their asperations with their ...desire not to be killed. It's, as the saying goes, a tale as old as time. BUT, there's just something about an organized crime story, which is a fundamentally American story, that appeals to most people. Add to that the candy coating of "IP characters I am already somewhat familiar with" and this seems like it'll be a hit. To be fair, it looks good. The use of The Flying Lizzards' song "Money" is a little jarring with the on screen visuals, which are largely of the '60s & '70s while "Money" was released in '79 and is inexorably linked to the 1980s. Having said all of the above, I think weirdly that now might be the exact right place for a prequel film to The (massively popular, but off the air for 14 years) Sopranos, which aired from 1999 - 2007, to drop: during the initial quarantine lockdowns, my social media feeds were awash in folks rewatching the series end-to-end, or finally finding the time to devote to the 86 episode juggernaut. So we'll see. I personally will give it a glance, but it's not super high on my list, especially heading towards Hallowe'en; it's just not the energy I'm after right now.


Venom: Let There Be Carnage (dir. Andy Serkis?!?)
Where: In theaters



Meh. I never ended up seeing the original Venom (2018) so I'm not in much of a hurry to see Let There Be Carnage, both based on characters and storylines from assorted Marvel Comics' Spider-Man series. I think I'm just extremely, bone-deep weary from all these CGI fight scene movies. If I'm looking at something and I know it's going to be nothing but a more expensive cartoon, I'm kind of bored of it. Granted, there's not really any way to do Venom, or Carnage for that matter, without a pantload of computer visualizations, so then the draw for me becomes the non-CGI monster-fight moments. I like Tom Hardy but this trailer doesn't make anything about this movie seem appealing to me. It seems to me to be about duality: Eddie Brock (Hardy) and Venom (also Hardy, but doing a Dr. Claw voice), or Cletus Kassidy (Woody Harrelson) and his hairpiece. Seriously though, the "humor" in this largely didn't work for me: Eddie sees that his ex is now engaged and that's, like, a thing? My dude, you have an alien monster symbiote that lives in your body and mind; you have bigger fish to fry. Get over yourself and get your whole alter ego thing straightened out. I did like that Venom is apparently afraid of Carnage because Carnage is a different species/breed of symbiote, but that's not enough to get me in theaters.


6th

V/H/S '94 (dirs. Simon Barrett, Chloe Okuno, Ryan Prows, Jennifer Reeder, Timo Tjahjanto)
Where: Shudder

The V/H/S anthology series began in 2012, with 2 further installments in 2013 & 2014 respectively. Now, after a 6+ year gap, we're getting another. The framing device here seems to be a SWAT team entering some cult-ish compound and (I presume) finding a bunch of videotapes, which will contain short found footage horror stories in bite-size installments from the directors listed above who are responsible for such flicks as Knives & Skin, The Guest, The Night Comes For Us and tons more. The cut up nature of the trailer doesn't give me a ton of idea what the shorts will be about, though one seems to be set in a funeral home during a black out, there's one that seems heavily medical in nature (and may be linked to the bit near the end where someone affixes an Mega Man-style arm cannon to themselves), and there's some good, old fashioned creeping through some underground tunnels with a monster nearby. All in all this looks really fun, though the nature of all anthologies means that there will be ups and downs. Personally, I'm super excited! 



Aside: Last year I began a tradition in my house - Mt. Mausoleum - of picking themes for each day of October, to guide our spooky viewing. I made a new one for 2021 and was sure to include one spot specifically for a horror movie from the current year and I think, this time, I'm going to vote for V/H/S '94. I've included this year's in case you'd like some ideas:













8th



Muppets Haunted Mansion (dir. Kirk R. Thatcher)
Where: Disney+

Do I need to explain much about this one? It's the Muppets in a spooky Haunted Mansion (I mean, it's specifically the Disney one, but I've never been so I don't really care about the specifics of that)! It's got Will Arnett sporting a w-i-l-d moustache! It's got Taraji P. Henson moving around ethereally! It's got Danny Trejo winking at you! I guess the plot is that if Gonzo and Pepe can last all night in the Mansion, they'll get something (unclear) but if they fail they'll be trapped in the Mansion forever! The assorted other Muppets are playing various ghost parts. It's seems adorable and I'm sold.


Joe Bob's Halloween Hoedown (dir. Austin Jennings)
Where: Shudder


I have, of course, been a vocal proponent of Joe Bob Briggs and his return to screens in the recent years. In short he is someone I grew up with in reruns late night on the USA Network or TNT, and he helped open my eyes to genre cinema's highs and lows. I've diligently watched along with all of his specials and regular episodes so far on his Shudder run and even went to see the in-person Last Drive-In Mutantfest at the Mahoning Drive-In over the summer with some fellow mutants and MovieJawn Jawnies. No idea what films he'll be screening, but I will be there!






12th

Chucky (series)
Where: SyFy / the USA Network

This weekly series from Chucky originator Don Mancini starts with the premise that Jake (Zackary Arthur) finds a vintage (or "retro") Chucky doll at a yard sale. He brings it home to discover that even though it's talking and moving, it doesn't have any batteries! You see, as you may know and Jake will surely discover, Chucky is the spirit of a serial killer contained via voodoo in the form of a child's toy. I remember hearing some time ago that this series would continue where the films had left off, which involves a lot of hide-the-soul and even multiple dolls! And Jennifer Tilly! I don't want to spoil anything, even by theorizing, but the Child's Play/Chucky franchise has never failed to throw curveballs and surprises at fans, of which I'm firmly one. So if you're tuning in as I am, expect some big swings. Plus: Devon Sawa! 

15th


Halloween Kills (dir. David Gordon Green)
Where: In theaters / Peacock 

There once was a disturbed young boy named Michael Meyers. In 1979 he escaped containment, killed several people and attacked a babysitter named Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) who managed to fend him off. Then - if director David Gordon Green's timeline is the one you prefer - for a long time nothing happened. Until 2019, when the Michael escaped containment again and went to find Laurie. But she'd been ready and had filled her house with boobytraps, ultimately caging him in the basement and burning the house down around him. Somehow, he survived and, in this sequel which picks up immediately after the first, is still gunning for Laurie, but now also her daughter Karen (Judy Greer) and granddaughter Allyson (Andi Matichak) and, according to some expositional dialogue in this trailer, all the other people who narrowly avoided being killed by him on that night 40 years ago. I personally really enjoyed DGG's Halloween 2019, but didn't feel the need for sequels. But since we are in fact getting two, what I'm interested in is not mucking around in the tropes of the past by bringing back characters from the original. What I want is new cannon: have Laurie, Karen & Allyson work together to bring Michael Meyers down! I wanna watch Judy Greer whoop his big, mute ass with a fireplace poker! Let Andi Matichak whallop him all day with a surgical 2x4! And then let Jamie Lee Curtis pull his mask off and end this thing. I'm personally not going to theaters right now, but this is one of the films I'm most excited to see.


I Know What You Did Last Summer (series)
Where: Amazon Prime

This looks... fine. In a real case of "It Is What It Is", this is exactly what you expect from a TV series aimed at youths based on the book and movie of the same title. A group of friends on the eve of graduation accidentally kill someone with their car and dispose of the body. A year later however, someone begins taunting and tormenting them with knowledge of their crimes. As this is a series, these events will unfold slowly, across many weeks and occasionally be shoved to the wayside as these kids deal with interpersonal troubles (there's some voice over in the trailer of some female voice saying "You're totally fake. Sociopath. Drug addict. All you do is lie." before culminating with "You had sex with the one person I love." and while, yeah, that sucks, in a similar vein to Venom: You've got bigger fish to fry! This looks trashy in a way that appeals to me, but there's a lot of other series in a similar vein, so this one is low on my list unless I end up hearing great things.


28th

Horror Noire (series)
Where: Shudder

Hot on the heels of the 2019 documentary Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror, this anthology series is bringing more eyes and greater exposure to black voices in the milieu of horror. I unfortunately couldn't find a trailer for this series, but it's still supposedly dropping on the 28th. Here's hoping!


29th


Antlers (dir. Scott Cooper)
Where: In theaters

Originally set to be released in April of last year, and having endured two release date reschedulings, it seems Antlers is maybe finally perhaps ready to be seen. Based on Nick Antosca's story The Quiet Boy, this is a take on the myth of the wendigo, a hungry spirit that targets people in lonely places. Antlers is focused on Lucas (Jeremy T. Thomas) who seems to be caring for someone or something that may be infected by the wendigo. When it gets loose, everything goes right to hell and local law enforcement (Jesse Plemons) and a teacher (Keri Russell) get involved, as well as a local man with knowledge of the wendigo (Graham Greene). I've written about Antlers before (maybe multiple times?) and have been eagerly awaiting seeing it, but at this point I can wait a little bit longer for VOD.

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SPOTLIGHT

A few EOINA-friendly entertainments to spookify your October.


11th

Nosferatu, the Vampyre (1979) (dir. Werner Herzog)
Where: Shudder

Actually the first version of Nosferatu I ever saw (having confused it on the video store shelf with the original), Werner Herzog's loving tribute to Murnau's 1922 silent film is beautiful. Nosferatu was based on Bram Stoker's story Dracula, but was made without rights, so the names were changed. Herzog allegedly began production on his on the day that Dracula entered the public domain so he would be able to use all the original names, and tread as close to the original text as he'd like. Klaus Kinski plays the titular vampyre with pathos and depth. While Herzog saw Nosferatu as a metaphor for change, Kinski viewed him as sympathetic and drives by forces out of his control. I haven't seen it in approximately a million years but I'm really interested in viewing it now that I have more familiarity with Herzog.


18th


Children of the Corn (1984) (dir. )
Where: Shudder

Based on the Stephen King story and co-starring friend of MovieJawn Courtney Gaines, Children of the Corn follows an unlucky couple (played by Peter Horton and Linda Hamilton) whose car breaks down in a small middle American town where a cult of children kill any and all adults, in service of their spooky eldritch deity He Who Walks Behind the Rows. This is pretty high on my list of ideal spooky season group viewing: it's the right vibe, has plenty of fun and scares and, most important to a group viewing experience, downtime in which to goof on the movie. This is classic, pre-meta horror stuff: these characters are undeniably in a horror movie and yet they remain blissfully unaware until it is almost entirely too late. Absolute chef's kiss of a movie here, folks.

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That's as good a note to end on as any, I suppose. If any of these flicks are on your personal watchlist, let me know what you think of 'em, and if you've got an October watchlist, share it my way, why dontcha?

Thank you for reading this, as always, and if you'd like more from me - aside from the many articles I have floating around on MovieJawn - you can catch me on Hate Watch/Great Watch the podcast I cohost, where we've got episodes on the Brucesploitation flick The Dragon Lives Again (a.k.a. Deadly Hands of Kung Fu) (1977) and the film that all but defines the phrase "troubled production" Wes Craven's werewolf mess Cursed (2005).

Until next time, stay spooky and Long Live the Movies!

Thursday, April 15, 2021

EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN - Vol. 26

Hello and welcome to Everything Old Is New Again, the column where I take a look into the very near future to see what films & TV series are debuting in a given month that are originally based on some previously existing concept. Is this movie inspired by that much older one? Is that original series based on a YA novel? I'm here to shed a little light on some of what's out there and maybe help you find something to watch.


I just want to get out in front of  this - I know it's newly April, but I will not be perpetrating any April Fools goofs upon you, my readers. I REALLY WANT TO because it is in my nature to goof, but I won't. Things are still too ...weird. They're just too off-kilter already to properly goof. So I won't. That's my promise to you. So, armed with that knowledge, I want you to relax and read on.


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PREMIERS

The movies and series making their debuts this month



1st:


Creepshow: Season 2
Where: Shudder

Though it's premiering on April 1st, Shudder isn't kidding around with the 2nd season of anthology series revival of the 1982 anthology flick from Stephen King and director George Romero. Except when they are. That's the thing with Creepshow as a brand - it's as fun as it is, well, creepy. For every giant spider, or voodoo doll, or powerfully dangerous artifact (that may in fact unleash some form of Hell on live TV no less!), you've got top tier genre actors like Keith David, Ted Raimi, and even Hellraiser's Ashley Laurence (!) lending the stories their chops as well as a bit of "hey I know that guy" enjoyment! Being an anthology series, your enjoyment may vary from installment to installment, but over all I was a big fan of the first season and am excited for them to get back to the format after releasing two seasonal specials through the end of last year.


Train to Busan: Peninsula (dir. Sang-ho Yeon)
Where: Shudder

Taking place four years after the original film (released 4 years earlier irl) Peninsula follows a new group of people who survived the original zombie outbreak as they are "asked" by mobsters to venture back into the quarantined peninsula to retrieve a truck with $20 million. Things, as you might expect, don't seem to go perfectly smoothly and they end up on the run from not only zombies but also other humans (who are the real monsters?) who're playing some kind of survival game using uninfected humans as game pieces. There seems to be some extra attention paid to light in this one - as in the zombies being drawn to it? Or scared of it? - which I don't remember being a thing quite so much in the first one. There's also a few hyper-brief shots where I think the zombies may have started to kind of get stuck in/to one another maybe forming like a zombie rat king? Which is maybe the coolest thing I've ever heard - HUGE IF TRUE. Again, I don't know that to be the case, I'm just going on my presumptions. The trailer is very action heavy and has some incredible visuals, and I'm a HUGE fan of the original Train to Busan (I cry) so I'll absolutely watch this.



16th:


Mortal Kombat (dir. Simon McQuoid)
Where: HBO Max

I am weirdly excited for this adaptation of the fighting game phenomenon that flying kicked it's way into the public consciousness in 1992 by simply adding blood to the equation. There was a uproar but that didn't hurt Mortal Kombat at all and it has remained a popular (and fun!) franchise ever since. Like most fighting games, there's little by way of plot: a clandestine fighting competition attracts fighters from all walks of life, each with their own goals. Some want power, some want glory, some want conquest and some want revenge. Yadda yadda yadda. Over the years characters have changed, backstories have expanded to the point that now MK has a whole mythology of its own that's no longer just "Bloodsport, but with magic". This trailer smartly leans into some of the "sillier" aspects in a straight-faced way that I think is going to allow it to just be a blast. For example: Why don't we chuckle at Jax's (Mehcad Brooks') cyborg arms? Because nobody else is, because of course he has cyborg arms; his human arms were frozen by an ice ninja and then shattered! It would be rude of you to mock the hardships this man has suffered! Plus, the focus is on the "Kombat" which you'd think would be a no-brainer, but then you would be surprised. Joe Taslim (who plays the aforementioned ice ninja Sub-Zero and whom you may know from The Raid or The Night Comes For Us) is one of the best physical performers - fighting, stunt work, choreography - maybe ever and I cannot wait to see how well this MK utilizes him! So I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but I would kindly ask you to "Get over here" and watch Mortal Kombat with me.



23rd:

Shadow and Bone
Where: Netflix

Books. We all love 'em (right?), and if you've bought enough of them from Amazon, you probably get notifications like "Hey we thought you'd like to know we have more books for you to buy". That is basically my entire relationship with the first book in author Leigh Bardugo's "Grisha" universe of books and stories, but I will say the book has been on my To Read list for a while now because it sounds interesting: a fantasy world, but instead of using medieval Europe as the setting - which is often the case - Berdugo uses Tsarist Russia, which lends the whole thing a pseudo-steampunk feeling that I dig. This trailer for the Netflix series showcases that quite well, too! There's gunplay and a train car of some kind as well as the grand sailing ships you could find in almost any other fantasy world. The plot here is that classic heroine with a special ability who must be trained in how to use it to help save the world. Here, her name is Alina (Jessie Mei Li) and she's a "sun summoner" meaning she has the ability to summon and control light (but she is also full of it to the point that when cut, a blinding light shines through), which is not only rare but exactly what is needed to fix/dispel/cure an area of the nearby sea permanently cloaked in darkness and therefor full of monsters! This set-up seems a bit obvious and over-simplified, so I'm actually betting that there's more going on than what we're seeing here. It also looks a little Avatar: The Last Air-Bender-y, which like, we already have one of those and it rules! (I have not yet seen Legend of Korra, so no spoilers) Regardless, this looks decently fun but not something I'd exactly think of as "appointment viewing", though I am definitely likely to check it out because I love a good fantasy world. I just do, y'all. That's just something you have to accept about me.



25th:

Wild Mountain Thyme (dir. John Patrick Shanley)
Where: HULU

Based on the play "Outside Mullingar" by writer/director John Patrick Shanley (who has one of the weirdest big screen resumes ever - more on that in a moment), this is the story of a father (Christopher Walken) whose son (Jamie Dornan) is a bit of a weirdo and has been dragging his feet about marrying the girl next door (Emily Blunt) who's obviously - for some reason - head over heels in love with his weird ass. BUT ALSO, poppa Walken doesn't think Dornan is capable of taking over the family farm, so he invites Dornan's American cousin (Sir Jon of Hamm) to see if he'd be a better option. There seems to also be a bit of a Dornan-Blunt-Hamm love triangle as well because in contrast to flighty Dornan, Hamm is very direct. This all seems very charming and cute but I've gotta be honest: this trailer had me inside of the first 5 seconds because *ahem* Christopher Walken narrates it in an approximation of an Irish brogue! Sold. Now, just to clue you in to J.P.S.'s credits: he has written such notable films as Moonstruck, We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story, and the film adaptation of Congo and has directed Joe Versus the Volcano and the adaptation of Doubt - both of which he also wrote! You CANNOT box this man in!



30th:

Tom Clancy's Without Remorse (dir. Stefano Sollima)
Where: Amazon Prime

To be honest, these kinds of movies are a hard sell for me. I've got nothing against a decent military-set flick, and I'm deep in the pocket for a specific type of action movie, but something about the frequent Tom Clancy narrative of "this great patriotic killing machine is just the coolest, right gang?" just turns me off. This story seems to follow that familiar path by having Michael B. Jordan survive an attempted assassination which left his wife dead and him on a path of revenge. Y'know how one of the things that made John Wick work was that it showed by contrast how trite and well-worn this particular revenge narrative is? Just wanted to mention that. What this movie does have going for it is: Michael B. Jordan. I will watch this man in anything. I can't imagine that he doesn't have a massive career ahead of him and in that regard I guess doing a Clancy is a smart move. The other thing going for this is that some of the action (well, one scene in the trailer) looks pretty great: MBJ traps a target in a car, lights it on fire and then ... GETS INTO THE CAR! I mean, that is pretty rad. I guess it really *was* a pleasure to burn (this joke is in reference to MBJ having appeared in 2018's Fahrenheit 451 adaptation).


SPOTLIGHT

A few EOINA-appropriate flicks that aren't new but still might deserve a look



1st:




The Warriors (Director's Cut) (dir. Walter Hill)
Where: HBO Max

You may have seen Walter Hill's influential cult film The Warriors (based on the 1979 novel by Sol Yurick where gangs in a post-apocalyptic future New York decide to "Come out and plaaaaay...!" by fighting each other). You may have in fact seen it many times, but perhaps you haven't seen the director's cut? I'm honestly not sure which version(s) I've seen, but any time I've thrown The Warriors on to watch, I've been fully engrossed. It's sometimes hard to watch what's happening, but I still can't drag myself away! If by some chance you've never seen The Warriors - settle in.


Bug (dir. William Friedkin)
Where: Hulu

My other recommendation is a bit of a weird one, especially at a time when out country is only just now approaching the end of a massive year-long viral pandemic, that has seen most of us stuck inside and losing perspective on reality, but: Bug is based on the play by Tracy Letts about two people who lock themselves in a motel room on a bender and slowly lose perspective on reality! Fun! Actually, no. It isn't. It's directed (masterfully) by William (The Exorcist / Sorcerer / The French Connection) Friedkin, constantly ratcheting up the tension as the two leads Ashley Judd and a young Michael Shannon (!!!) go crazier and crazier. It might be tough to watch but it is an absolute firm recommend from me.

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Well there you have it for April. We've hit an odd part of the film landscape where studios are starting to eye the nearby horizon for places to stake their tentpoles and set up financial camp, so potentially future installment of the column will begin to have more Coming to Theaters entries, but for now this is what we're working with.

Thank you as always for reading, and thanks to MovieJawn for hosting and posting. Please visit the MovieJawn Podcast Network and listen to some pods, and if you're especially into my points of view you can find me on Hate Watch/Great Watch alongside Allison Yakulis. Until next time - Long Live the Movies!